sawed off spaghetti bender

derogatory term for short ethnic italian male

Joe Pesci is a sawed off spaghetti bender

by John King June 11, 2006

spaghetti junction

The most congested merging of roads in Minneapolis. The point where 35W and 62 meet in a traffic mess.

Person 1: "How do you go home from work?"
Person 2: "I take 35W"
Person 1: "Oh that sucks."
Person 2: No, my exit is before spaghetti junction."

by Fedboy February 8, 2005

Spaghetti Factory

Using your tounge to push poo out through your gaps in your teeth to make pooey strings like a Play Doh Spaghetti Factory. It may be your own poo or someone you do or do not know.

She shit on my lap on the way to a date party so I felt I needed to give her the Spaghetti Factory

by Tronicon September 5, 2010

spaghettio's

What to should whenever someone says "Uh oh"

Guy 1: Oh shit dude, that bullet is lodged in there
Guy 2: Uh oh-
*Interrupts*
Guy 1: SPAGHETTIO'S

by The Epic Panda November 28, 2009

Spaghetti-fi

Slang term for Italian produced Science Fiction films, particularly during the 1970s and early 1980s. Used in much the same manner that Spaghetti Western refers to Westerns of the same ilk.

Luigi Cozzi is the king of Spaghetti-fi, just ask him.

by elroyel1327 October 18, 2008

Spaghetti-O Pussy

When she's on her period but you continue to smash and it gets bloody and squishy.

Damn it was like a Spaghetti-O Pussy last night.

by Matt-Morgan9000 January 10, 2017

spaghetti massacre

When your friend riley drops his spaghetti all over the floor and you tell him to pick it up. It then leads to an argument which has you choking his bitch ass with the saucy spaghetti. And of course you are innocent because if Rileys bitch ass didn't drop the saucy spaghetti and ruin it in the first place, the spaghetti massacre wouldn't occur

Really riley, you literally just caused a spaghetti massacre

by ChillBlinton February 10, 2017