hidey spider

When you cum in public with your jeans on.

OOH FUCK JAMES GET ME TO THE TOILET I JUST HAD A CUM IN MY JEANS, YES A HIDEY SPIDER

by Verbalness September 16, 2017

Spider squirrel

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.

Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.

by Whore Dan December 4, 2020

mud spider

Your anus or butthole so to speak

Dude, my mud spider itched all day today.

by Dusuajfh February 26, 2018

The spider-man

Different from The spiderman, The spider-man is a sex move which is a variation on the classic "yeet" in which the given partner forms their hand into the spiderman web slinger shape. Once the shape is made you fling yourself into your partners vaginal opening using your ring and middle finger and then using the girls vagina to propel yourself forward. This move is popular among lesbian porn stars.

"I didn't tell my girlfriend that I was gonna do the spider-man and now she is mad."

by Soodermoon September 13, 2019

Fuckin spiders

When an absolute banger kicks in making you first pump the shit out of the air until nobody can breath ✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✊

What an absolute track that was, fuckin spiders

by DirtyDanger April 18, 2018

Spider Pigging

To place some one in an awkward or unwanted situation. Can also be used to describe when you gypt another or screw them over.

Oh hell no, you guys are not spider pigging me again. Stop hiding in the bathroom and take the next customer.

by YouThinkItsEasy May 30, 2019

bag of spiders

Describes a person or item as largely problematic and should be avoided as much as possible. Can be imagined as if you were not keen on spiders but were given a bag of spiders: Opening the bag would mean the spiders would immediately escape and be everywhere. Not something to be desired.

Don't date Jim's ex, she's a real bag of spiders.

by Centurix April 14, 2022