Tommy is spanish

When you get a Spanish tommy you are hella lucky. Spanish Tommy's are the sexiest beings in the world and he is great in bed. Spanish tommy's are extremely fertile and can impregnate you in a second!

Girl 1: Is Tommy is Spanish great in bed?
Girl 2: He is the best i have ever met!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Johnny is cool69 October 14, 2021

Spanish Baptism

When a big Spanish woman squirts her juices while dancing preferably to salsa music

What the fuck did I really see a Spanish Baptism

by Reallyareyousure July 23, 2022

Spanish warehouse

Taking the Dutch oven a step further. 3 or more people releasing gas on someone/person in a medium size space, such as a car, tent, closet or other confined space.

This place is turning into a Spanish warehouse. Brian, Carlos, and Trent won't stop this fart contest and the window lock is on.

by PeaTearGriffindoor July 6, 2022

Screams in Spanish

something really dumb to say since you can't scream in Spanish

Movie - *Jumpscare*

Guy - *Screams in Spanish*

by Matsu Robot June 23, 2022

spanish wet willie

like a wet willie, but it’s south of the border

dude, Christina is into some freaky shit last night she wanted to give me a spanish wet willie

by supafreeeeak March 12, 2020

Spanish Mackerel

The Spanish Mackerel is a self defence move where the victim ducks down, grips the attacker’s balls as if he were milking a cow. While gripping tightly at the top of the ball bag, the victim starts to twist the ball bag. Once a slow but firm twist is established the attacker will hold their breath, at this point a fast additional turn will make the attacker scream like a spanish mackerel. This is a quick movement, in total may take up to 2 seconds although needs to be precise. Practice on a stocking with a boiled egg in it is recommended. True Spanish Mackerel Masters referee to as “Spankels” have been studying the art since birth although the basics can be learnt after a days practice.

Person 1: Give me all of your money!
Person 2: Touch me and I’ll give you a Spanish Mackerel.
Person 1: Please Sir, I’m extremely sorry. Can you please find forgiveness as my balls cannot handle another Macky.

by FishyCombat69 January 17, 2019

spanish wheel

When you are with atleast 7 people you lay down on the ground form your self in to a giant circle and you can either suck someones genitals are someone can shit in your mouth.

Jeff: Uh your breath sucks.
John: Um yeah sorry i was in a spanish wheel yesterday.

by Mrk fls December 9, 2019