Typically used as a joke, a dead soldier is a single turd left in the toliet. To be properly considered a dead solier, the turd in question must be solitary, and this is especially crucial, left with no toliet paper in the bowl. The phantom shitter must leave it behind and seek a wipe elsewhere. The dead soldier is then left for the host to find at a later time.
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sol'der
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–noun 1. any of various alloys fused and applied to the joint between metal objects to unite them without heating the objects to the melting point.
2. anything that joins or unites: the solder of their common cause.
–verb (used with object) 3. to join (metal objects) with solder.
4. to join closely and intimately: two fates inseparably soldered by misfortune.
5. to mend; repair; patch up.
–verb (used without object) 6. to unite things with solder.
7. to become soldered or united; grow together.
Based on the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2006.
(ie not by some cracker ass dumbfuck)
sol'der
Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciationsod-er Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun 1. any of various alloys fused and applied to the joint between metal objects to unite them without heating the objects to the melting point.
2. anything that joins or unites: the solder of their common cause.
–verb (used with object) 3. to join (metal objects) with solder.
4. to join closely and intimately: two fates inseparably soldered by misfortune.
5. to mend; repair; patch up.
–verb (used without object) 6. to unite things with solder.
7. to become soldered or united; grow together.
Based on the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2006.
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Definition 1: Noun.
a degrading worthless less than a woman, person or object.
Definition 2: Verb.
A dance in which you grab your cat and toss it in the air while chanting "Putt yoo pussaaay in da airr"
Definition 3: Adj.
A rough hairy surface in which you put coasters on.
Definition 1: Noun.
a degrading worthless less than a woman, person or object.
Definition 2: Verb.
A dance in which you grab your cat and toss it in the air while chanting "Putt yoo pussaaay in da airr"
Definition 3: Adj.
A rough hairy surface in which you put coasters on.
Def. 1- "hell yeah, Steph is a cunt soldier! She is on Mike's jock erryday foo"
Def. 2- "Na nigga, that party was thowwweeed! everyone started doing the cunt soldier! I ALMOST GOT SCRATCHED!"
Def. 3- "Hey, do you think you can use one of my cunt soldiers for your drink? I like to keep my tables legit"
Def. 2- "Na nigga, that party was thowwweeed! everyone started doing the cunt soldier! I ALMOST GOT SCRATCHED!"
Def. 3- "Hey, do you think you can use one of my cunt soldiers for your drink? I like to keep my tables legit"
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A reserve soldier is different from a fuck buddy or friends with benefits in that these are people she sees outside the bedroom and are usually utilized on a more consistent basis, whereas reserve soldiers are men that she definitely does not want to date, be friends with or see for any other reason than just sex, and are usually are only called upon by a woman in cases where she's not been getting any from the guys she actually wants to date or fuck buddy is unavailable over an extended period of time and sexual frustration is on overload.
See also booty call.
A reserve soldier is different from a fuck buddy or friends with benefits in that these are people she sees outside the bedroom and are usually utilized on a more consistent basis, whereas reserve soldiers are men that she definitely does not want to date, be friends with or see for any other reason than just sex, and are usually are only called upon by a woman in cases where she's not been getting any from the guys she actually wants to date or fuck buddy is unavailable over an extended period of time and sexual frustration is on overload.
See also booty call.
After her fuck buddy got a girlfriend and a series of failed dates, Megan finally gave up and called one of her reserve soldiers to quel her sexual frustration.
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