Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug

I could have gotten something better but I got this instead

Me Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug

by Iusedmyrealnameforthis July 16, 2023

Hit Someone with a Chancla day

October 22
Latino kids can be like their mother’s for a day by smacking someone with a chancla.

(Chancla in hand)
Jorge: hey bro it’s THE 22nd..
Bro: which means Hit SOMEONE WITH A CHANCLA DAY! Oh n-*SMACK*-

by Somekiddo005 October 20, 2019

National sell someone day

December 5th is national sell someone day! Sell someone your friends your family randoms on the street or someone named kazuha or venus!

Hey what’s today’s date?

December 5th

Oh national sell someone day
Yea I sold someone named kazuha

by Worldball December 5, 2023

If Someone Shook Their Genitals Twice Then hey Slept On The Side

If Someone Shook Their Genitals Twice Then hey Slept On The Side

If Someone Shook Their Genitals Twice Then hey Slept On The Side

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day

national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day is on the 21 of december! go text someone you antisocial fuck.

Hey we havent talked in awhile, did you know it's national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day!?

by st1tch3rs December 21, 2021

Tainting someone's essence

A slang term used in wildstar when being carried by other player's while being an average medic.

Billy- Yo dawg, did you see IIIII tainting someone's essence.
James- Yeah, he just sat there and received free rating.

by Mr Slang May 27, 2015

post someone you miss

October 20th is the one day you get to Post someone you miss. But post their picture ANONYMOUSLY

Hey who is that you posted?

Sorry Its October 20th which is post someone you miss. I have to post them anonymous

by ciryla October 19, 2020