by Silly bittch May 30, 2017
Get the Smack Noodlemug. After gravity has taken it's toll upon the male genitalia a man can now use his scrotum and testicles as a wreaking ball. Assuming he has two, one needs to bounce back into the other testicle sending it hurdling towards the desired object. Thus the pendulum effect.
Bro: How did you get that hole in your bathroom wall?
You: I realized I forgot a towel when I got out of the shower so I was going to helicopter myself dry with my giant schlong but I accidentally pendulum smacked the wall.
Bro: Ouch!
You: I realized I forgot a towel when I got out of the shower so I was going to helicopter myself dry with my giant schlong but I accidentally pendulum smacked the wall.
Bro: Ouch!
by Mr.Al January 16, 2015
Get the pendulum smackmug. by ...ellipsis... March 28, 2016
Get the smack daddy'dmug. Variation: also written as pimpysmack
Usage: Noun
a. An impudent act intended more as humor than hostility, especially an attempt to flame, shame, or slam another person for the comedic enjoyment of the speaker and audience at the expense of the target.
b. A light-hearted yet willfully inconsiderate smart-alec act.
c. A figurative pimp smack or pimpsmack; A dis (disrespect) that's intended to be funny.
d. Acknowledgement of any of the above acts; touché
Usage: Noun
a. An impudent act intended more as humor than hostility, especially an attempt to flame, shame, or slam another person for the comedic enjoyment of the speaker and audience at the expense of the target.
b. A light-hearted yet willfully inconsiderate smart-alec act.
c. A figurative pimp smack or pimpsmack; A dis (disrespect) that's intended to be funny.
d. Acknowledgement of any of the above acts; touché
Ex 1: In online gaming, tea-bagging another player, or an act of "friendly fire" where the victim isn't upset, or is involved in similar light-hearted retaliation. <Teammate 1 "kills" Teammate 2 for his ammo or weapons...> Teammate 2: "You pimpy-smackin' little whore, bring that shit back!"
Ex 2: Embarrassing friends in front of their new romantic interests. ("Oh, look at Johnny's baby picture, he has a hair that pees!")
Ex 3: <Bill, giving a presentation...> Bill: "What we see here is..." Mary interrupts, "...that clearly Bill created this presentation after his 8th beer." Bill: "Pimpy-smack, ouch!"
Ex 2: Embarrassing friends in front of their new romantic interests. ("Oh, look at Johnny's baby picture, he has a hair that pees!")
Ex 3: <Bill, giving a presentation...> Bill: "What we see here is..." Mary interrupts, "...that clearly Bill created this presentation after his 8th beer." Bill: "Pimpy-smack, ouch!"
by Pimpysmack Paul March 19, 2011
Get the pimpy-smackmug. Ex. Of Smack and Cheese, Smacking a bowl of macaroni and cheese in o friends/enemies' face
"Here's your mac and cheese..." *smack*
"That's so cheesy, thanks for smack and cheesing me!"
"Here's your mac and cheese..." *smack*
"That's so cheesy, thanks for smack and cheesing me!"
by SushiPandas January 11, 2017
Get the smack and cheesemug. by Idkwhattooputty November 4, 2019
Get the Smack assmug. When the girl decides that "it isn't good enough" so you bring in your uncles llama and you have some fun with your uncles llama and she directs all of her attention to the llama and starts hitting the llama on the left buttcheek instead of you
by the boi that doesn't care February 16, 2017
Get the llama smackmug.