gorilla smacked

to be very high, stoned, faded, etc.

dude that kush had me fucking gorilla smacked last night

by lsd.danny July 9, 2016

Gong Smack

The act of striking, typically with the palm of the hand, a man's suspended testicles

“Man did you notice that Josh was walking funny?”

“Yeah bro I heard he got gong smacked by his boyfriend yesterday”

by George Saunders October 21, 2017

Vodka Smack

The dirty slap given by a vodka driven russian.

Babushka... Vodka Smack that motherfuckin whore!

by NinjaaK March 14, 2011

Smack ass

Smack your friends ass anytime

Anywhere

Whyd u smack my ass
Because of smack ass

by Idkwhattooputty November 4, 2019

pendulum smack

After gravity has taken it's toll upon the male genitalia a man can now use his scrotum and testicles as a wreaking ball. Assuming he has two, one needs to bounce back into the other testicle sending it hurdling towards the desired object. Thus the pendulum effect.

Bro: How did you get that hole in your bathroom wall?

You: I realized I forgot a towel when I got out of the shower so I was going to helicopter myself dry with my giant schlong but I accidentally pendulum smacked the wall.

Bro: Ouch!

by Mr.Al January 16, 2015

smack juice

The black sticky liquid that covers all walls, floors and bars. Made from a mixture of sweat drips, vodbulls and spit. It sticks to clothes, shoes and if you fall over it makes getting back up hard. Thought it is greatly hated many would miss it if it were to be removed

i fell over in smack and got covered in smack juice. It ruined my high waisted white jeans

by LanguageSudent October 7, 2015

smack daddy'd

Showing a man wassup

keepin' it real

when you annihilate

Holy, you just got smack daddy'd

by ...ellipsis... March 28, 2016