smack daddy'd

Showing a man wassup

keepin' it real

when you annihilate

Holy, you just got smack daddy'd

by ...ellipsis... March 28, 2016

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pendulum smack

After gravity has taken it's toll upon the male genitalia a man can now use his scrotum and testicles as a wreaking ball. Assuming he has two, one needs to bounce back into the other testicle sending it hurdling towards the desired object. Thus the pendulum effect.

Bro: How did you get that hole in your bathroom wall?

You: I realized I forgot a towel when I got out of the shower so I was going to helicopter myself dry with my giant schlong but I accidentally pendulum smacked the wall.

Bro: Ouch!

by Mr.Al January 16, 2015

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Gong Smack

The act of striking, typically with the palm of the hand, a man's suspended testicles

“Man did you notice that Josh was walking funny?”

“Yeah bro I heard he got gong smacked by his boyfriend yesterday”

by George Saunders October 21, 2017

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Vodka Smack

The dirty slap given by a vodka driven russian.

Babushka... Vodka Smack that motherfuckin whore!

by NinjaaK March 14, 2011

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Smack taco

The act of two lesbians aggressively scissoring.

Janet: Oh my God, Britney, do you wanna smack taco?
Britney: You're such a slut, Janet

by CPT. SHADE October 6, 2021

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Smack boi

An act that you would expect someone who is high to commit. Though a smack boi can be high or sober, the act must be something that someone in their right mind would not commit.

Billy is a smack boi because he just referred to the red duct tape as "purple tape".

by Lil Dayvid October 6, 2016

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