pennsylvania slamer

The act of pulling a limp penis out, slathering it in amish made jam/jelly (of your choice) and thwaping a female in the face until said penis is erect.

Tyler: How'd the date go last night?
James: Pretty Badass man katelynne let me give her a pennsylvania slamer!
Tyler: Fuck yeah, The grape jelly is the best.

by penetrationmachine69 March 14, 2015

ice skater

a all-around badass mofo who has to have extreme mental and physical strength to do what they do

wow, gracie gold is one awesome ice skater

by joebidennn November 16, 2016

Pro Skater

A sponsored skater that has his own board with his name on it

pro skater: jared is a pro look his board has his own name on it

by doepie March 12, 2017

self-seaters

A group of people who seat themselves at a table in a restaurant where a host or hostess is meant to seat you, thereby causing an inconvenience to the wait staff. Can also be "self-seater" singular for one person.

"Oh, there's some self-seaters on the patio, how annoying".

"Who sat those people there?" "Nobody, they are self-seaters "

by Peoplewholikejamillas June 3, 2017

rowan salter

rowan salter is a funny kind sometimes weird(but i love him anyway) boy who is friends with everyone but loves his girlfriend and all ways has time for her

Girl 1: Rowan Salter is so kind and amazing
boy 1: i know hes a great friend

by Rowans girlfriend March 11, 2019

liam skater

That dude who plays soccer and only skates street and fucks around with a tech deck all day. He's hella annoying and his thighs are the color of the frootloops crushed up in milk.

Oh shit. Liam Skater gave me a fingerjob in class and it was amazing.

by t rex juan December 11, 2019

smart skater

A smart skater is a male/female person who takes reasonable precautions to prevent them self’s from getting hurt. Such as wearing a helmet and wearing clothing that allows mobility. That covers your skin, especially the legs to prevent scraping them self. Smart skaters also wear elbow pads & knee pads when doing something extreme. When a smart skater gets badly hurt they take a break & or get help.

A smart skater knows that they will get hurt when attempting tricks, they are simply not being stupid.

Person (1) that person over there isn’t wearing a helmet!

Person (2) They are totally not a smart skater...

by Skater G June 27, 2020