Selleck

A common euphemism for the "C-word". Used in polite company when the use of cunt is inappropriate.

"Oh no! I'm sorry Father O'Leary, it looks like we've run out of sausage rolls!"

"Nevermind my son, I think that fat old selleck ate them all."

by mikegloady November 11, 2008

Tom Selleck

A verb used to describe the comedic/defamatory drawing of a thick black moustache on the image of a clean shaven person.

Follows in the same tradition as Marcel Duchamp's L.H.O.O.Q.

'Some people call me a salesman. I call myself a "salesfront". So obviously I need strangers to trust me so I don't take kindly to it when someone Tom Sellecks my bus bench.'

- Modern Family Season 1 Episode 14 "Moon Landing"

by bonbonvert February 4, 2010

sellout punk

A "punkrocker" that likes sellout bands such as: Blink 182, Good Charlotte, Simple Plan. Also called poser-punks.

That kid is such a sellout punk!

by PUNKROCKA321321 April 21, 2003

Shell Shocked

The act of Tea Bagging being performed by a female, especially in First Person Shooter Video Games.

Gamer 1: That guy just killed me and is now Tea Bagging me.

Gamer 2: That's not a guy, its a chick.

Gamer 1: Damn, I've just been Shell Shocked

by GreasemanLangley January 28, 2010

selling soap

Selling illegal narcotics

Yeah j man be selling dat soap out of the back of his damn whip damn fool be selling soap

by JDHiggs July 30, 2014

Sellout

(1) A person who dates interracially or conforms only to affairs of another race because, they believe thiers is inferior, or for selfish personal gain.

(2) Any person who changes their values and/or standards to gain money, fame, or any other materialistic matter.

(1) Some Black Girls will criticize Black Guys and, try to get pregnant by a white guy in the military to live off of his paycheck! (it happens alot)

(2) Ja Rule used to be one of the best gangsta rappers until, he started singing because someone believed he would sell more units.

by F-40 December 5, 2004

Shell cocked

When you are surprised by the size; small or large of someone's penis

He got his cock out, it was huge, I was completely shell cocked

by jaffaw July 14, 2009