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shift cripple

term, which describes little 93'-kiddies, who don't know when to hit the shift-button on their keyboard. These kids mostly use abbreviations like ILY and/or lysm.
kid writes on yahoo: "i loVe YoU sO mUCh!"
I reply: "You's a shift cripple"
by Pop the cherry April 4, 2009
mugGet the shift cripplemug.

Red Shift

A red-shift in the light from a star shows that the distance between us and the star is increasing. The bigger the red-shift the faster the star is moving away.
Student: "Teacher what is red shift?"
Teacher: "Red shift is the wavelength of the light that is stretched, so the light is seen as 'shifted' towards the red part of the spectrum. "
by Dr. Annole March 21, 2023
mugGet the Red Shiftmug.

the great shift

when girls stopped going for white dudes and went for black dudes too
man us dreadheads weren’t getting any pussy until the great shift
by psyslayer445 June 30, 2024
mugGet the the great shiftmug.

Shifting a civic

Jeremy was sitting in class. When all of a sudden he started shifting a civic.
by Whitewilt23 December 30, 2023
mugGet the Shifting a civicmug.

Dolly Parton Shift

The usual 9 am to 5 pm, eight hour work shift. Name comes from the Dolly Parton movie and song, “9 to 5.”
Steven: I am working tomorrow from 9 to 5.
Andres: So you are working a Dolly Parton shift.
Steven: What’s that?
Andres: I call it that as a reference to her movie and song.
by Noblewolf797 September 23, 2021
mugGet the Dolly Parton Shiftmug.

your organs gonna shift

You gonna die.
Your organs gonna shift, when I hit you with this four fifth.
by Token Black 98 January 28, 2018
mugGet the your organs gonna shiftmug.

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