Thanos Shift

When working in retail or fast food, where half of the working staff are present, and all of the resources and supplies are there.

“I can’t believe that Jeff got everyone else sick with a cold. Thanks to him, we’re stuck in a Thanos Shift.”

by CaveJohnson94 June 9, 2020

Rip it and shift it

When you are driving a manual car and you floor it to redline before forcefully jamming the shifter into the next gear. Bonus points for leaving your car at redline for several seconds and/or money shifting

“Hey wanna know how to turn your pistons into a space exploration program?”

“Let me guess, rip it and shift it?”

by FishWithFeet August 4, 2020

bitch-shifting

When a whole lot of bitches are in the same room causing problems because of something your bottom bitch said, so you axe that hoe and readjust the hierarchy.

Parity, you better shut yo ass up before I gotta do some bitch-shifting, cuz you ain't that special.

by Imples August 13, 2020

A-Shift

A-Shift is one of several FD shifts. A-Shifters are known to be the laziest of the shifts. They never clean, never do weekly checks, and always manage to fuck over B-shift(the B is for Best).

“Fucking A-Shift…”

by Broccoli_800 July 12, 2022

Eli Shift

Working more than 24 hours of overtime

Yea Boss had me fucked up if he was thinking I was gonna take an Eli Shift

by AstraBruhBruhBruh August 5, 2022

Geoff shift

A substantial length of time enjoying a leisure activity

We went fishing and put a geoff shift in

by Fishing 1 June 15, 2022

Shift Change

A term used mostly in law enforcement and in some Movies like Training Day when all officers, meter maids, and government assassins etc. Get together for their daily cum chugging championship at the police station. They always say "HELL YE$" there nothing as exciting and fullfilling other than a HOT load from my fellow sperm guzzling brothers.Forcefully blasted deep down my throat after a long day of being a homo, morbidly obese,and killing baby kittens, but mostly just sleeping and eating. The manditory stalking of innocent citizens is exhausting and they like to boast and show them rowdy high schoolers just how a psychotic, and bad ass mutherfucker can suck a man's penis.

Jay the redneck, Man is it time for lunch , those cock suckers are shooting in the air and driving 100mph torward the station..
Harrased yeetnigga. Shift Change Bitch!

by Sgt badmuthfer June 16, 2022