Dirty Sanchez Martini 

Not to be confused with the classic Dirty Martini, a Dirty Sanchez Martini is 2 parts gin, 1 part vermouth, and garnished with an 3 "olives" made of poo on a coctail toothpick.

Yesterday my boyfriend fucked a supermodel, so today I mixed them both up a Dirty Sanchez Martini, with extra olives.

Dirty Sanchez Martini by Olive Maker November 10, 2008

Dirty Sanchez 

The New York Jets slippery Mexican quarterback who can't seem to be tackled by many defenders. Likes to sneak around on the football field, wiping his hand in his butt and giving people dirty sanchez's. Also known as Poop smeared on ones face in the form of a a moustache.

Look at Dirty Sanchez scoring touchdowns then giving other opposing players dirty sanchez's!

Dirty Sanchez by undead15 January 5, 2011

Rick Sanchez 

A gay over-actor who believes he can sing.

Listen to her! She is such a Rick Sanchez...

Rick Sanchez by vanitykills92 May 17, 2010

Dirty Sanchez 

Where a man has anal sex with a woman, then wipes his shitty penis under her nose, making her look like she's got a Zapata moustache. Hence the Mexican-sounding name.

'Hey, that crazy chick I boned up the ass last night wanted me to give her a Dirty Sanchez!'

Dirty Sanchez by discreet-uk January 4, 2013

Dirty Sanchez's Cousin 

One who fucks a girl in the ass, but instead of making her suck on it, he puts it in her ear and wangle dangles that around.

One who fucks a girl in the ass, but instead of making her suck on it, he puts it in her ear and wangle dangles that around. this is a dirty sanchez's cousin

Dirty Sanchez's Cousin by Melon2345 April 26, 2010

kitty sanchez 

The act of wiping cat poo on your lover's upper lip. Derived from dirty sanchez.

My boyfriend gave me a kitty sanchez last night. And I liked it.

kitty sanchez by Gaylord Dominator February 22, 2007

phantom sanchez 

When you are engaged in oral pleasure you slide you finger into the anus and rub that same finger under your partners nose, leaving that oh so wonderful smell of success.

When you eat a girl out slid you finger in the poop shoot and rub under her nose not leaving the stain just the smell. Is known as the Phantom Sanchez

phantom sanchez by KidDP 006 October 18, 2006