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salty max

A really salty person who is obnoxious and dumb
by Jmoney538783 January 17, 2018
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Team Salty

A team of gamers, mainly Minecraft players, who organize with one aim; to make everyone salty. Some refer to them as a group of faggots. Some call them the greatest to have ever grazed the Crewniverse Minecraft server. Most commonly, however, a group of faggots. To this day, no leader exists but rumors have it that a guy under the alias 'HadzyBoy' and a girl under the alias 'thytime' are the founders of the atrocity. Its origins, however, are very unclear and the downfall of Team Salty is yet to come.
Jeff: Have you seen Team Salty lately?
Sally: Yeah, they were making me so salty just a minute ago.
by piss_licker February 20, 2015
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Redneck Salty

The act of being so angry that you lose all self control and ability to make rash decisions, especially while driving.
Person 1: Man, that guy got so mad when he got stuck behind us going the speed limit!

Person 2: He was straight salty!

Person 3: He was Redneck Salty!
by breepauljohn August 12, 2013
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salty pats

The act of pulling down your pants, sitting on someone's face, and forcefully rubbing your rectum and testicles on the person's face until they can escape.
Did you hear about Peyton Manning? Apparently when he was in college he gave a female trainer the salty pats.
by Jkc0722 March 6, 2016
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salty butts

Being a rude and angry person whom is usually uneasy to please .
Matt is so cranky tonight, I think he has a case of salty butts.
by Facelessdreams April 18, 2015
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salty britches

Being upset about something small for an extended period of time, or pathologically being perturbed. Similar to sassy pants and being salty.
Calm down salty britches, it's not that big of a deal.
by lorddrook January 20, 2020
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Salty Chad

This is when your favorite streamer gets absolutely bodied while trying to be ConnerDose
Chadwick is a Salty Chad when stuns don't work!
by NoOneImparticular November 15, 2021
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