Samuel

The world's most gay man.

"Wow that man is a navy officer who wears pink and drinks mascato his name must be Samuel"

by Ebking858 December 27, 2016

Samuel

A man who loves my bestie and is a cool pup who owes me a bintang and a jersey because he loves me

from helena

damn that samuel is so nice because he is sending me a bintang! and he doesnt know what guh is

by heyaaheyyyeha January 19, 2011

Samuel

He is somebody who is probably gay and no one talks to he gets rejected by all the girls and is one of the depressed shits

Hey Bill, don't be a Samuel

by Lollol123123 April 5, 2019

samuel

someone that is good at video games but is sometimes annoying like marcos in 7-5

don't be a samuel

by masgamer June 19, 2018

Samuel Adams

Taking a dump in someone's ear...

"I gave him a Samuel Adams when he was sleeping...Haha!"

by IVX May 21, 2003

hot cocoa sampler box

Originally mentioned by the online comic, "Full Frontal Nerdity", by Aaron Williams, later established as a cliche by Fark during the Christmas 2003 season. Refers to the archetypical dumb corporate Christmas bonus.

"With the way my company's stock has crashed, I'm probably going to get a hot cocoa sampler box this year."

by FormlessOne February 27, 2005

Samuel

A gay author responsible for the Fishinary is also famous for sleeping with Sky the Dog.

My friend Samuel is dumb

by JarJarbinks696969 June 12, 2019