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Status Humping

When someone that has no life sits on facebook and comments on everbodys statuses more than twice. The repeated status commenting is like humping, the same repetitions.
Dante: yo man, i got so annoyed on facebook last night
Tyrone: why man
Dante: because that gurl becky be "Status Humping" me all night...she commented on all my statuses like 7 times each
Tyrone: damn, shes facebook humping like a dog
by gladiatorstylinprincess August 12, 2011
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Status quovid

Adhering to the minimum requirements mandated by one's local government regarding Covid.
Dude: "hey man u need a mask in here."
Dude 2: <pulls wrinkled up stained mask out of pocket> "relax I'm status quovid"
by mister delicious January 27, 2022
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Status bomber

A person that will write obnoxious, rude, or irritating comments on your otherwise brilliant and insightful status on Facebook.
Status: my life long search for meaning is over and I finally understand everything.

Commenter: Hey! You got rejected from that girl last night n00b !

Damn you status bomber!
by Musicassasin5 July 25, 2011
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statue dick

The state of a man's penis in which it mimics the penis commonly attributed to Greek or Roman statues.
Dude, Mikey got pantsed yesterday at the party. He had total statue dick. So embarassing.
by Jeffrey Richards March 19, 2017
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status chain

When one person changes their status, and then other people either make the exact same status, or change their status because of it.
Bob: Dude, I changed my status to "with my girl", and Ryan totally status chained me

Joe: Oh don't I know it. Pretty soon my whole facebook news feed was full of people apparently "with their girls"
by urherlurr March 4, 2011
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Gucci Status

Man I just bought a brand new Mercedes-Benz, am I on that gucci status
by Escoboomcxz June 13, 2016
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gamer status

Only true gamers have kept their gamer status.

Requirements to have gamer status:

• Be an epic gamer
• Be a virgin
• No girlfreind

If you don't meet all of these requirements from the day you were born to now, you lose your gamer status. Any violation and your revoke your gamer status.
Logan: "Did you guys start dating?"
Chris: "Yup, my gamer status is no longer"
by yeetus42 October 21, 2019
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