Mushroom stamp of approval

Generally performed by cook or some sort backline employee-type. For whatever reasons,(i.e. plate sent back, difficult diner or just don't like someone,) the cook removes his cyclops stick from his britches and strikes a portion of the meal and sends it out to be ate.
"That guy was such an ass, so I gave his mashed potatoes my mushroom stamp of approval."
by Marcoleptic June 22, 2006
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purple mushroom stamp

NOTE: this move requires a flacid penis. while dangling your dong in front of a woman in an attempt to 'woo' her, you grab the base of your member and swing it in a counterclockwise ninja motion smacking her flush on either cheeck leaving a welt resembling a purple mushroom. in germany this is seen as a sign of affection...in tennessee it will get you killed.
i wanted sandi to know that i was into her...so i gave her a purple mushroom stamp. in return she hooked me up with an award winning clark bar
by DJ KNUCKLES March 08, 2005
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Trap Stamp

trap stamp is a woman who is known for being a slut and she is then considered and labeled a trap stamp
Did you see that girl i was with last night, "Yeah you knows shes a trap stamp."
by Spencers April 05, 2006
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food stamp ass

Synonm for ghetto booty
Damn girl you got a food stamp ass!
by kneeson350z December 28, 2013
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hillbilly tramp stamp

The tan (or burn as the case may be) you get on your back from wearing a t-shirt that is a little too short; preferably, but obviously not exclusively, while working on a farm or garden in KY.
Roweena ended up with a bad case of blistering hillbilly tramp stamp from polishing her trailer hitch in her little sister's Homer Simpson t-shirt.
by MVnJO June 03, 2009
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exploding mushroom stamp

While in the act of doing a mushroom stamp, you jizz(explode) at the same time.
Do the exploding mushroom stamp to your mother
by kuter punch February 28, 2009
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Trout Stamp

When a naked woman stands above a man who is laying down face up and she quickly squats down so her vagina stamps him in the face.

Similar to tea bagging
Carlos: Oh man! Do you remember when that stripper trout stamped Jimmy last night?

Randy: Yeah, that fucker better wash his damn face. I'd a slapped the bitch if she did that to me.

Carlos: Really? I'd a stuck out my tongue.
by Spoonmann December 02, 2008
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