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by Bell6990 July 22, 2017
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National Give Den a Sponge Bath Day

April 19th, give your Den a nice deep cleansing sponge bath. (Using a sponge is optional, you can use whatever you have on you that is handy, ie tongue etc).
Shocked by how filthy and dirty Den was, I decided to give him a sponge bath on National Give Den a Sponge Bath Day. A perfect day for a nice deep spring cleansing, get deep in all the cracks and crevices.
by Hecate69 April 18, 2019
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Sponge

A squishy thing you use to wash the nasty ass dishes in your sink. Sponges are also used to make homemade squishies. ( which are absolutely fucking stupid)
Mom: “ hey Alex can you hand me that sponge so i can Do the dishes?”

Me: “ ew no that’s nasty”

Mom: “go to your room
by Dolanxchamberlainxcharles June 20, 2018
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mexican sponge

The blanket used while hooking up in the backseat of a car to soak of the juices. Inevitably it's the Mexican throw blanket found for sale on the side of the road.
It was a good thing I had my Mexican sponge in the backseat because my girlfriend totally squirted all over the place and I didn't want that be soaked up in the upholstery.
by MexicanSponge September 24, 2016
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toe sponge

Soft toes that soak up liquid.
Oh wait, I spilled some milk, walk over here and toe sponge this up.
by Vaginal_Secrections July 2, 2017
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Soda Sponge

Cleaning utensil designed to clean up stains, specifically those from pop drinks. Not to be confused with beer sponges or cum sponges.
Person 1: Dude, I just spilled my Mountain Dew, can you help me out?

Person 2: I ran out of paper towels but you can borrow my soda sponge.
by MadHatter6 May 23, 2020
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sponge-bag

Someone who says and spells everything wrong.
Man: How are you doing Barney and Morris ?

Bennie: My name is Bennie, and he is Boris.

Boris: What a sponge-bag !
by TecazHernandez August 24, 2022
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