a name for somebody who is always getting in the way.
The guy that always has to tie his shoe in the middle of a doorway, so that everybody bumps into him.
The guy that always has to tie his shoe in the middle of a doorway, so that everybody bumps into him.
Jimmy always gets in the way, that is why i call him spam.
Spam, why did you bump into me?
Spam get the heck out of my way!
Spam, why did you bump into me?
Spam get the heck out of my way!
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Not only did Glenda's boyfriend screw up her Firefox preferences whenever he used her computer, the websites he visited also made him an unwanted spam donor.
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Derogatory term for female genitalia. Derived from tinned 'spiced ham' to suggest unruly, meaty and somewhat fatty quality of labia lips. Originally coined in WWII, when American GI's in London first encountered a combination of British canned meat products and loose women. Connotes a certain cheapness and availability, as in 'Show us your Spam!'.
Samantha undid her stockings and hiked her panties to give him a good look. 'Wow,' Chuck gasped, 'that's a helluva load a Spam you've got there!'
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Get the spamclick mug.1. Something to do when Urban Dictionary rejects your definitions it is also Something that is used to advertise a business or a channel and often will annoy the living shit out of people. Often it will continue to come back in your inbox so beware. AND watch out! Other times people may try to type letters over and over again in the chat box this is also spam and is very annoying!
2. IT is also a canned food.
2. IT is also a canned food.
GUY: Hey I got an Email maybe it's from a famous person.
*CLICKS*
Hello they're sir you are the 10,00th person to get this you have won an iPhone 6 Plus all you have to do is send us 10,000$ and you will get a phone for 600$.
GUY: SHHIIIT! Stupd spam! *Deletes*
Wait there's another Email what if It's from a celebrity. *Clicks*
Hey there would you like to try our product for 29.99 A month you can try our anti-ball-itch cream made from real STDS. The tube will last for up to 3 hours and works for a few minutes.
Side Effects Include: AIDS
Diarrhea,
Ebola and
STDS.
*CLOSES TAB*
GUY: * KILLS HIMSELF!*
THIS IS WHY SPAM SUCKs
*CLICKS*
Hello they're sir you are the 10,00th person to get this you have won an iPhone 6 Plus all you have to do is send us 10,000$ and you will get a phone for 600$.
GUY: SHHIIIT! Stupd spam! *Deletes*
Wait there's another Email what if It's from a celebrity. *Clicks*
Hey there would you like to try our product for 29.99 A month you can try our anti-ball-itch cream made from real STDS. The tube will last for up to 3 hours and works for a few minutes.
Side Effects Include: AIDS
Diarrhea,
Ebola and
STDS.
*CLOSES TAB*
GUY: * KILLS HIMSELF!*
THIS IS WHY SPAM SUCKs
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