The Shakespeare Rule is a writing technique in which, much like the structure of any Shakespearean soliloquy, you summarise the general meaning of the paragraph in the last few lines.
person 1: AHH A SNAKE!!!
snake: why you screamin?
snake: you scared me so i bite ya
person 1: "dies"
me: dont get scared you fuckin dumass piece of shit snake: slithers away*
a piece of shit person, neglectful parent, drug user, people that park in handicap spaces without authorization, or a drug dealer or any other lowlife person.
That guy on the corner selling weed to 11 year olds is a fucking chowder snake.