Smack ass

Smack your friends ass anytime

Anywhere

Whyd u smack my ass
Because of smack ass

by Idkwhattooputty November 4, 2019

Smack taco

The act of two lesbians aggressively scissoring.

Janet: Oh my God, Britney, do you wanna smack taco?
Britney: You're such a slut, Janet

by CPT. SHADE October 6, 2021

Smack boi

An act that you would expect someone who is high to commit. Though a smack boi can be high or sober, the act must be something that someone in their right mind would not commit.

Billy is a smack boi because he just referred to the red duct tape as "purple tape".

by Lil Dayvid October 6, 2016

Vodka Smack

The dirty slap given by a vodka driven russian.

Babushka... Vodka Smack that motherfuckin whore!

by NinjaaK March 14, 2011

Smack Noodle

The most unattractive piece of ass (human) you have ever seen!

3rd"Damn! That B**** is Smack Noodle bro!

by Silly bittch May 30, 2017

pendulum smack

After gravity has taken it's toll upon the male genitalia a man can now use his scrotum and testicles as a wreaking ball. Assuming he has two, one needs to bounce back into the other testicle sending it hurdling towards the desired object. Thus the pendulum effect.

Bro: How did you get that hole in your bathroom wall?

You: I realized I forgot a towel when I got out of the shower so I was going to helicopter myself dry with my giant schlong but I accidentally pendulum smacked the wall.

Bro: Ouch!

by Mr.Al January 16, 2015

smack juice

The black sticky liquid that covers all walls, floors and bars. Made from a mixture of sweat drips, vodbulls and spit. It sticks to clothes, shoes and if you fall over it makes getting back up hard. Thought it is greatly hated many would miss it if it were to be removed

i fell over in smack and got covered in smack juice. It ruined my high waisted white jeans

by LanguageSudent October 7, 2015