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Shrimp Chip

Slang for a piece of fabric (commonly a sock) that has been coated in so much human semen that it stiffly holds its shape, it is so rigid that bending it causes a crackling noise as if one were to break a chip.
Guy 1: "Bro, I sat on your bed and heard a crack!"
Guy 2: "Don't worry, bro, it was just my shrimp chip I forgot to put away"
by red_shamus August 6, 2022
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shrimp corn

a person named nate or Nathaniel is nerdy, clumsy and can be annoying, Usually doesn’t text back and very feminine.
Wow nate you’re such a shrimp corn.
by Pnbglock October 3, 2018
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bushy shrimp

extremely hairy pubic hair that hasnt been shaved in about six years, and an extremely small penis with it.
damn, i wouldn't ever date him, his bushy shrimp is a HUUUGE turn off.
by sls143babe November 17, 2011
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Bacon Wrapped Shrimp

When an overconfident man wears a Magnum condom despite having a tiny motherfucking penis.
It slipped off that Bacon Wrapped Shrimp without me even noticing....took 20 minutes to fish it out of my pussy.
by MsNefertiti December 9, 2023
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Shrimp and aardvark

Shrimp and aardvarks have an unlikely yet unwavering connection, and are often seen verbally stimming together and creating bonds and whatnot. Shrimp and aardvarks, when paired together, talk so much to each other that their language becomes slurred and esoteric, and is impossible to understand even for other shrimp and aardvarks. Since there is a size difference between the shrimp and the aardvark (the aardvark being bigger), there is a clear power dynamic in which aardvarks bully shrimp and call them homosexuals. Despite aardvarks being mean to shrimp, there is no question that these two species are inseparable.
Did you see that shrimp and aardvark? They were yapping for like two hours.
by Shrimp954 December 2, 2024
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Shrimp kiss

Kissing a person after tonguing a taint that has recently visited the ocean air.
Went on spring break with Alice and she gave me the shrimp kiss.
by DoinktheCat June 14, 2017
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shrimp

a little dick that 500k posted getting him banned for 1 season.
500k: dick pic
conductor: you got a shrimp dick
by 500K April 20, 2018
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