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Shit

A type of human body waste that comes out of your asshole and it stared in 2 girls 1 cup a very gross video that you should never see in your life!
Hey bro I just shit on my grandma and now she raped my dog.
by Family123guy00 June 10, 2014
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Shit

Star Trek employee: Bridge to sanitation, someone took a shit on the captain's chair...again.

Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.

Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!
by DarthKieduss February 28, 2014
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[shit]

get one's shit together To get organized.
shits poop out of ass.
shit on To treat with malice.
shits Diarrhea.
by egdbvsrdbfd January 24, 2009
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Shit

by Krype February 11, 2012
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Shit

That brown stuff that comes out of your ass. Also known as "Poop".
I take a shit every morning, it ussually comes out soft.
by Locomotion Titties April 5, 2010
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Shit

The cuss word shit, or the poop.
1. Holy Shit

The biggest shit you've ever seen.

2. Marker Shit

It leaves a mark on the toilet

3. Ghost shit

You feel the shit come out, but it's not there

4. Turtle shit

The shit comes out and then comes back in, you can't let it come out!

5. Mexican Shit

Too much Mexican food, can lead to extremely poisonous toxic shit gas.

6. No Shit

You need to go shit, but you can't.

7. Fart Shit

It feels like you really need to go shit, feels like a solid, but all that comes out is a fart.

8. Peter Griffin Shit

You fart, at the same time you shit

9. Smell Shit

Very Smelly

10. Caught Shit

When you flush the toilet, it's gone, but when someone else enters, it's there

11. ForgotToFlushShit

You forgot you flushed the toilet, but you are too lazy to check.

12. Caught Shit

You just simply forgot to flush, and you get caught
by TheChaoticDuck February 9, 2014
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The Shit

Another name for the word jealousy. This word can also be used by your girlfriends ex boyfriend when he becomes insanely jealous of you.
Ex boyfriend: Your boyfriend acts like he's the shit!

Girlfriend: Maybe because he is!
by MxOxB October 20, 2008
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