When a man ejaculates onto a woman's face and paints rings around her eyes with his semen to make her resemble a raccoon, the women is then sent digging through a trashcan to find a hidden box of tissues for her to wipe her face with.
“Dude, I did the salty raccoon with Ashley last night, some of my dude juice got in her eye and she couldn’t even find the tissues afterwards.”
by Wambo December 03, 2020
by RiverSlayer December 12, 2016
by GrapeButter November 22, 2016
The most delicious snack.
A "Salty Lemon" simply refers to a lemon with salt on it, a delicious snack enjoyed by all.
To Prepare your own salty lemon at home, simply grab a lemon slice and pour about a teaspoon of salt on it and enjoy!
A "Salty Lemon" simply refers to a lemon with salt on it, a delicious snack enjoyed by all.
To Prepare your own salty lemon at home, simply grab a lemon slice and pour about a teaspoon of salt on it and enjoy!
Mary: "Hey, have you tried a salty lemon?"
Ben: "No I haven't, that sounds awful."
Mary: "What? You've gotta try it! It's delicious! It tastes like a margarita."
Ben: "I guess I could try it, you got any lemons to make this salty lemon?"
Ben: "No I haven't, that sounds awful."
Mary: "What? You've gotta try it! It's delicious! It tastes like a margarita."
Ben: "I guess I could try it, you got any lemons to make this salty lemon?"
The most delicious snack.
A "Salty Lemon" simply refers to a lemon with salt on it, a delicious snack enjoyed by all.
To Prepare your own salty lemon at home, simply grab a lemon slice and pour about a teaspoon of salt on it and enjoy!
A "Salty Lemon" simply refers to a lemon with salt on it, a delicious snack enjoyed by all.
To Prepare your own salty lemon at home, simply grab a lemon slice and pour about a teaspoon of salt on it and enjoy!
Mary: "Hey, have you tried a salty lemon?"
Ben: "No I haven't, that sounds awful."
Mary: "What? You've gotta try it! It's delicious! It tastes like a margarita."
Ben: "I guess I could try it, you got any lemons to make this salty lemon?"
Ben: "No I haven't, that sounds awful."
Mary: "What? You've gotta try it! It's delicious! It tastes like a margarita."
Ben: "I guess I could try it, you got any lemons to make this salty lemon?"
Fuck man, I just said the worst thing.... Shannon was upset and a little teary and said she was gonna make me wet, I told her immediately "it's ok baby, I will use your tears as lube, put it someplace awful, and we will call it the salty plunger"
by JinPocket June 17, 2021
He is such a salty max
by Jmoney538783 January 17, 2018