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Emotional Sack

The “Emotional Sack” is a theoretical organ, which can be located anywhere within human anatomy (although primarily in the abdomen). This sack can become inflamed due to a need for attention, presenting with pain and/or swelling to the general location of the sack (with a 17:1 female to male ratio). In extreme cases the sack can rupture causing erratic symptoms in unbalanced patients. Finally, the emotional sack atrophy, leaving a once compassionate caregiver with an inhibited sense of empathy (which can sometimes result as cynicism).

*These findings are the culmination of 18 years of medical practice and research by Dr. Conquistador.*
The patient presented to the ER complaining of abdominal pain, it was found that she had an inflamed emotional sack.
by Dr. Conquistador March 19, 2011
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multi-sacking

the ability for on to fit more than one ball sack into ones mouth.
wow Brenden was able to fit three ball sacks in his mouth at the same time, boy is he multi-sacking
by qs9999 November 22, 2011
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noah sacks

by noahsackslover420 April 24, 2023
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Sack Blasted

To receive and take a copious amount of male ejaculate. To lovingly take that nut custard like a boss.
Steve got home from work and had been working up a nut all day cause he sack blasted all over my chin.

Rachel got sack blasted last night.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018
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Lathered Sack

A derogatory reference to a slickered up male scrotum used to a impugn that someone is a complete asshole and/or douche bag.

May also be exactly that, a lathered and slickered up male scrotum.
Dude stop hitting on my girl. You are such a lathered sack sometimes.

She couldn’t keep her cat like tongue off my lathered sack.
by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2018
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sack the Sak

What you say when something isn't right in Smash Bros, such as the exclusion of a character you all want, the addition of stupid items or changing the Final Smash of a character (e.g. Giga Bowser not being playable.)
WTF? Ridley and Piranha Plant got in the Smash roster, but not Waluigi? I say Sack the Sak, he's being a dick
by Smith69420 January 23, 2019
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Scrot Sack

Damn after all of those laps my Scrot Sack is stuck to my leg billy said.
by Steven Nyhuz August 26, 2004
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