Commit-and-Run

noun

The act of jumping with both feet into a quick, fully-committed relationship followed by immediate withdrawal.

adjective

Denoting or intended for demonstrating immediate commitment for the sake of quickness or effect rather than for permanency.

"My new boyfriend felt sure we had a connection from day one and were destined to be together; then scared the shit out of himself and ran away. I was the victim of a commit-and-run."

"commit-and-run men who lead women into believing that they are the one, in the first few dates, only to never be heard from again"

by Sky Spang November 20, 2019

Shit and run

Taking a dump at work in another department's bathroom and leaving before anyone recognizes you.

I'm currently on the toilet in step 1 of a shit and run.

by OhNoOhYeah March 3, 2017

run the rabbit

To run the rabbit is to use a ticket or pass to enter a restricted area, and then give that pass through a fence or gate to a friend who then uses the same pass to enter the restricted area.

“We don’t have enough tickets for all of us, but we can run the rabbit.”

“Should we get more VIP passes or just run the rabbit”

by Al_James April 14, 2021

Zito Run

The act of driving a long distance, usually over 100 miles, on a sudden whim, typically to an undesirable location. Often motivated by mental illness or drug usage.

"let's do a zito run to Payson" "You hear? Pres. bush did a total zito run to Baghdad this morning"

by TheHat160 May 20, 2008

Mephisto runs

The condition of having three or more loose or liquid bowel movements per day eating particularly spicy food, usually Mexican.

"Niels and I ordered the Pizza Mexicana at Kimo Pizzeria, and now we're both on some serious Mephisto Runs!"

by djjazzyjeff November 20, 2013

Dump and run

The act of dumping Amazon parcels on a customer’s door step, knocking and running away before they answer.

(When delivering with my girlfriend - me acting as driver, her as parcel organiser and deliverer) “You know the drill! DUMP AND RUNNN!!”

by Flextramile December 16, 2021

running taco

When you eat Mexican food and you have to run to the bathroom because you have diarrhea.

Man, that walking taco gave me a running taco. I barely made it to the toilet.

by Zeusifer March 22, 2016