i am root

In computer-speak, root is the base directory (folder) on which a system runs off of. So Win32 (Thats Windows) and Unix (thats Mac), and some Linux, the root is "/". ALL operations on the computer are subject to the root command (command put in with nothing before it but "/")

I.E. the basic ruling principal for a computer. I am root means i am god of this computer system (or just earth)

I owned your network using SSH and sudo commands. I am root.

Can also be used like leet/1337. I.E. i am root haxor (instead of 1337)

by Dean Machikas September 22, 2007

root

Root in Ireland is often used to mean kick often in a sporting context.

'He rooted the ball as far as he could' or 'he gave him an awful root up the hole when the ref wasn't looking.'

by murty78 March 5, 2012

Root beer float

Bong hit, getting high fuckers and bitches

I just hit that root beer float.

by yes bitch May 28, 2018

Jager Root

1 oz Jager and 2 oz of Vanilla Cola... This is a wonderful shot that tastes like Root Beer! This is a great alternative for those of you who don't like mixing energy drinks with alcohol!

Man I got messed up last night on Jager Root's, sure love those things!

by Bartender for years! August 5, 2009

dead root

When your lady just lies there like a sack of potatoes while having sex.

I fucked Regina last night. It was like shagging a corpse. She was a "dead root'.

by Signor Dick Pic November 2, 2013

update-a-roony

A snazzy way of saying "update" (noun)

I called my friend Skippy to give him the update-a-roony on what we were planning for the evening.

by Despook September 26, 2006

rootmonkey

n - A group of mindless retards who blindly lick the scrotum of a two-bit mIRC scripter who, after the downfall of MSN Chat, fled to Buzzen Chat and was proclaimed a god for his POS code (Moschino) and goes by the nickname Dabba.

Greetings fellow rootmonkey, Dabba deserves 423 anus kissings today.

by napalm (the real one) September 26, 2008