Richard: You should really start taking your job seriously. What if the manager found you slacking off?
Immature Tommy: Suck my rod!
Richard:.....
Immature Tommy: That's what i'll say. Plus i'm not slacking, i'm fixing my rod.
Immature Tommy: Suck my rod!
Richard:.....
Immature Tommy: That's what i'll say. Plus i'm not slacking, i'm fixing my rod.
by RedKnuckle February 11, 2017
A gay beaner that enjoys going to the store to grab sum milk with the fam. He enjoys copying Jokes like Mucho Big Fax, yakima, And stop lying for clout
by MidgetGangBangAllDayEveryDay February 01, 2019
Dude, I was home alone last night and I tried the Chesapeake Hot-Rod, I can't feel anything below my waist
by Jsully757 December 18, 2018
When you have anal sex and your partner forgot to wipe their ass and you pull out only to find your dick is covered inanal snot
FuckBuddy 1: Dude did you wipe your ass properly?
FuckBuddy 2: Ummm maybe. Why?
FuckBuddy 1: You've just given me a Dirty Meat Rod you healed up cunt
FuckBuddy 2: Ummm maybe. Why?
FuckBuddy 1: You've just given me a Dirty Meat Rod you healed up cunt
by Large Nipple January 10, 2013
Ryan just told me that Jared slept over there. Apparently he giggling jay rodded all over his sheets.
by T Skittles December 18, 2018
A homeless man somewhere between the age of 30 and 45 who lives on Clearwater Beach,FL,drinks natural ice, and has sun poisioning all over his back and chest.Claims to own Island Esates,that his grandfather owns the Oklahoma Sooners(and recieves 50 tickets to every game and is flown in by helicopter),and that he is recently divorced(bitch took 5 million dollars!!).Sometimes buys you beer if he thinks you're a "cool cat".Tells you if you ever get lost find him in between the pier and life gaurd stand, "x marks the spot".
by Jeremy E January 14, 2008
The main weapon of Final Fantasy VII's Turk, Reno, that will in fact rape you upon impact. Other said uses are strictly yaoi.
by Eyemeralds September 25, 2009