Habanero Hot Rod

The act of rubbing chili such as a habanero on the tip of one's penis and counting how much said person lasts before they need to wash it off.

The party yesterday got pretty fucking wild-Jim gave himself a Habanero Hot Rod and lasted a full 30 seconds before screaming in pain and peeing a little blood later on.

by DirtyDictioner January 27, 2016

Dirty Meat Rod

When you have anal sex and your partner forgot to wipe their ass and you pull out only to find your dick is covered inanal snot

FuckBuddy 1: Dude did you wipe your ass properly?
FuckBuddy 2: Ummm maybe. Why?
FuckBuddy 1: You've just given me a Dirty Meat Rod you healed up cunt

by Large Nipple January 10, 2013

Suck my rod

An immature, yet charming way of saying "i don't care" or "so?"

Richard: You should really start taking your job seriously. What if the manager found you slacking off?
Immature Tommy: Suck my rod!
Richard:.....
Immature Tommy: That's what i'll say. Plus i'm not slacking, i'm fixing my rod.

by RedKnuckle February 10, 2017

kentucky brown rod

The act of a one tooth uni-brow midget shitting on your partners dick while riding reverse cowgirl style

Last night my fiancé and I found the cutest place to get a Kentucky brown rod

by Pochiale Brown Trousers March 10, 2015

nebraskan pretzel rod

The act of eating lots of corn before shitting and smearing it on your dick making look like a pretzel rod and fucking a girl

“Yesterday I was preparing to do the Nebraskan pretzel rod on my girlfriend”

by Slender Nugga October 18, 2019

Rod the Beach Bum

A homeless man somewhere between the age of 30 and 45 who lives on Clearwater Beach,FL,drinks natural ice, and has sun poisioning all over his back and chest.Claims to own Island Esates,that his grandfather owns the Oklahoma Sooners(and recieves 50 tickets to every game and is flown in by helicopter),and that he is recently divorced(bitch took 5 million dollars!!).Sometimes buys you beer if he thinks you're a "cool cat".Tells you if you ever get lost find him in between the pier and life gaurd stand, "x marks the spot".

How we gunna get beer man?
I know lets find Rod the Beach Bum.

by Jeremy E January 17, 2008

Shocky rod of sodimization

The main weapon of Final Fantasy VII's Turk, Reno, that will in fact rape you upon impact. Other said uses are strictly yaoi.

"Reno stepped on the flowers!"
"Shut up, or he'll use his shocky rod of sodimization on us!"

by Eyemeralds September 25, 2009