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Randy

This is the worst kind of bowel movement. Typically though it will happen when you’ve eaten a Tim Brownie then gotten the munchies and decided to have some Portuguese Meatloaf on a school night. A good Randy has several telling sighs such as, extremely stinky, almost black in color, with some yellowish brown mixed in and somewhat runny. When you have one of these, you know that meatloaf was on point. A Randy can also occur at random. If you ever feel like taking a poop just think of his face, label making/rewinding or flannel shirts with ponytails.Makes sure you have some depends if you feel like a Randy may occur unannounced. It can happen and the last thing you want to do is Randy in your pants.
Jesus Christ! I almost had a Randy in my pants. Guess I shouldn’t of had that extra serving of Portuguese Meatloaf last night. Thank good I wore depends to school today and have a flannel shirt on. Of course now, I can’t stop thinking of Randy’s gay face and I keep on pooping. Fuck. And I have a Math test next period.
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420 randy

When smoking weed makes you horny af
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Randy

Pretty gay man has very little friends and loves school.
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Randi

A promiscuous girl who always flirts with men even though she has a boyfriend.
Mahzoad is hanging out with Ali even though she has a boyfriend, she's such a randi!
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Randy Bands

A Cool but yet fine ass rockstar ass big dick swinging cock thrashing on bitches looking like a motherfucking demon but yet his cock is huge and oh yea his cock is huge and also umm old heads hate his ass with a passion and oh yea he ummm got a big dick and his music is fire asf to fucking fire and ummm that's it's and oh yea people call him crazy cause HE THE SHIT BITCH
Yoooo I just heard that randy bands shit and it was fye asf hope no old heads hear it he keep fucking my bitch with his HUGE ASS HELMET COCK IT DELICIOUS
by Mynameismyname123 October 16, 2023
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Randy Scandi

A term used for Scandinavian women to explain them always wanting and delivering feral, hot and mind-blowing sex. It’s not a secret Scandinavians are known for their beauty, and landing one is know to be one of the worlds greatest achievements.
How did you land a Randy Scandi?!

WHAT?! She’s Scandinavian, dude you have truly won first price!
by TheRandyScandi September 11, 2023
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Randy

Randy means Some thing is "mid" or "mild" a popular term in "2020" or the 40
Started by g or gt
" u randy kuz" " that shit randy" "randy asf"
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