queef monkey

a person that quiffs alot.

stop queefing you queef monkey

by Hardale December 9, 2008

Queef

a vaginal fart from air getting sucked inside the vagina, and then being released makes the sound of a wet anal fart, but doent smell(usually, unless the girl is dirty).

joanie can queef on command!

by lemon pye January 5, 2003

queefbian

a queefbian is a lesbian that enjoys queefing to much and does it a lot making herself do it.

What a fucking little queefbian, she loves quefing way to much!

by skiersam10 January 27, 2008

queef

An older person with age-inappropriate, or anachronistic musical taste.

60 years olds that listen to happy hardcore. Chloe's Mum's boyfriend is Queef. He's down the social club, listening to Scandalous 2.

by gingeryeti December 13, 2010

Queen la queefah

the queen of queefing

Kelsey: Man you when the award for queen la queefah
Bethany: thank you for finally admitting it

by Kl09987654321987 June 28, 2010

queef cadaver

A high-pitched voof that ultimately attracts shit eating insects i.e. flies, Jeffery Dhamer, James Van Der Beek

Steves mom emits a terrible odor from her Levi's, oh golly that seal bark must have actually been a queef cadaver.

by KingSlaw August 28, 2008

queef

The funniest sound on the planet.

Melanie queefed while I was fucking her and I had to stop, I was laughing so hard.

by sh0gun January 14, 2008