Petting the Palm Pixi

A euphemism for masturbation.

Coined on Tuesday the 22nd of March 2011 at approximately 12 noon ET - (17:00 GMT) by the publisher of a zine dedicated to masturbation titled "Romeo Oscar."

As of this time Romeo Oscar exists as a paper zine only.

Sorry I didn't answer the phone when you called. I was Petting the palm pixi.

by Hey old man! April 7, 2011

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patting it down

Phrase. If during the process of deep passion, a male seizes the major role, and arranges his figure fully, and completely on top of the female's. Commonly used to describe the male as the main role, holding complete authority over "what happens next".

"It" refers to the female, and the male is conducting the action, and is pressing down.

Joey was patting it down last night, it was hard not to hear it through the wall.

Tim never got tired of patting it down.

by HereJustBecause September 24, 2011

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Petting Zoo Justin

A man who frequently visits petting zoos to engage in beastiality. The act usually includes with wine (to get the animal to loosen up), candles (for ambiance) and ky (for.. well you know).

Man, that guy is not just an animal lover but a Petting Zoo Justin.

by Liz2016 September 19, 2011

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punting the snail

Used as the name of a vague sexual act, most often to cover up the fact that one's claims about his or her sex life are contrived.

"Dude, I totally hooked up with that girl from across town again last night! It was pretty kinky."

"Oh really? What'd you do?"

"What'd I do? Oh, um, dude, I was totally...punting the snail."

by aitchrjay August 5, 2012

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