pueer

pussy and queer in one

Guy 1: That kid's a pussy!
Guy 2: That kid's a queer!
Both: That kid's a pueer!

by pimpmastap February 23, 2009

Puerto Rican Hand Grenade

A sexual act where Person A defecates into their own hand and throws it at Person B's face

Person A: I'm going to give you a Puerto Rican Hand Grenade.

Person B: Fuck that.

by NICK-P November 20, 2009

Puerto Rican Art Show

The act of a Puerto Rican or anyone else who wants to be puerto rican getting an unnecessary amount of obnoxious tattoos. The main goal of this is to come off as hot, respectable, and ghetto to people of the opposite sex. Some puerto rican art shows include black and white stars, last names, cartoon characters (that'll look great when you're 78, eh?), music notes, crucifixes (as if they were religious), rosary beads (EXTREMELY POPULAR) or tramp stamps of sunsets, fruit, or other random shit. The more art collected the more of a sight they are. Collected mainly by papis and occasionally by chongas.

Marilena: Aw dammnnn, did yuu seee allaa Joaqin's tattooos?

Sylvia: Heeelll yess, qirll he got one big Puerto Rican art show goinn oonn.

Marilena: qirrrll hold ma' baby imma go talk to him now!

by caboy July 20, 2010

Puerto Rican Showers

Of Puerto Rican descent, it is a stereotype in which hispanics, puerto ricans especially, use axe, deodorant, cologne, and other fragrances to cover up their dirty, stinky selves.

Jenn: I like men who take Puerto Rican showers because they have a distinct smell of B.O. and Lavender and Daises.

Morelli: Mhmm, my man smells so fresh, he doesn't need to shower, hes doing that Puerto Rican shower.

by ChrisKizzle January 17, 2008

plerg

a state of extreame happyness and exitibilty

im feeling all plergish!

person 1: hows u?
person 2: PLERG!

by vamp_queen April 11, 2004

such a puerto rican

When a person of a different race other than an actual Puerto Rican displays actions of or relating to that of a real Puerto Rican and can speak fluent Spanish

Mamacita- I love rice and beans
Poonkin- You are "such a puerto rican"

When a person cant help but notice the hispanic section in a grocery store

by Poonkin October 6, 2009

puerto rican parade

when you throw garbage usually fast food out of the car window

"Hey john puerto rican parade that", or just "parade that"

by clarkstein January 14, 2008