Pube faced fupa monster

A man or woman with a thick beard ressembling pubic hair n a fat upper pussy areas that looks like its trying to take over the world
Becky won the trailer park beauty contest. She was the obvious winner with her sweet beard n gunt hanging out that pube faced fupa monster
by Dirty Mike n the boys October 15, 2017
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pube-lishing

When you're high and you send in urban dictionary definitions that make no sense
Guy #1 (high): Bro I'm tripping right now but this word I defined on urban dictionary is fucking funny
Guy #2: This shit doesn't make any sense, you're definitely pube-lishing
Guy #1: Nah you just gotta feel it through the words
by pseudonymous-bosch- June 04, 2018
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Elmer’s Pubes

The specific moment directly after masturbation when your semen shoots up in the air, just to land back in your pubic hairs. The semen is typically hard to get out, and if not washed out in time, the cum will harden your pubic hairs in a white clump, which is painful to clean afterwards.
Jim: Yo last night I whacked the lizard, and I got mad Elmer’s pubes.
Francis: Wash it out with warm water and soap, that’s nasty.
by yeetusdeletusforjesus March 08, 2019
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pube catcher

Another name for the lint trap on your dryer
Your grandmother stayed the weekend, your turn to empty the pube catcher
by Cookie#3 January 29, 2016
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Inverted pube

A hair that is growing into the skin, in the nether regions.
I have a bad case of the inverted pube.
by steph jenna August 17, 2009
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Pube alert

A brief yet unintentional change in the octave of a persons voice. Particularly, a young male going through puberty.
Damn Bro, those girls are laughing at you over that Pube Alert you just had during the the final scene of the play.
by XxThracianxX January 18, 2017
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Great Pubes of Odin

Great Pubes of Odin is an exclamation of sheer excitement or surprise
Stacy: Hey Britney I got fucked by Nate's max last night.

Britney: By the Great Pubes of Odin, that's wonderful!
by Nipple Tassler September 18, 2016
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