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pube nougat

a nougat like substance that forms on ones pubic hair when the substances semen, piss, saliva, sweat, and pubic hair are all found in large quantitys and are in a warm area; pube nougat is highly radioactive and turns the "host" of the nueget homosexual, gothic, or fat.
john got dumped, so he stayed in his room for a week. in this time he soiled himself, mastrabated, somehow sucked his own penis and sweated alot because his heater temporaraly broke therefore developing pube nougat which turned him into justin beiber
by i hate gay people 101 oh yeaaa February 26, 2011
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pube seasoning

the act of shaving off all your pubes and sprinkling them on any type of food or over a pussy
dude i just ate a pube pizza with my pube seasoning
by pubeman54322 June 15, 2011
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Shut your pubes

To tell another person to be quite in the harshest of ways.
Must be said with a thick Belfast accent, and preferably through the side of ones mouth.
Mike: I think we should watch the Iron Giant tonight.
Alex: No, that's a sad film.
Mike: You never want to watch sad films even it they're really good.
Alex: Shut your pubes
by Maman René July 7, 2011
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Pube-a-weed

The loose hair that floats away in the fashion of a tumbleweed when a very hairy fellow manscapes. The pubic hair forms a ball and floats away...
John did not clean up after he shaved his pubes and I found his pube-a-weed in my sink! It was so gross!

Mike should never manscape with the window open -- the wind bles his pube-a-weed onto the neighbors balcony.
by G. George V October 12, 2011
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pencil pubes

1. the fresh shavings of a pencil

2. the pubes of a skinny person

*not to be confused with "pubes pencil"
While bored at work, Patricia shaved up a bunch of pencil pubes and then everyone started calling her Patty Pencil Pubes and then she had to clean all that shit up
by angie O edema November 16, 2018
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Crease pube

Pubes in between your thigh and sack.
by Brassballsfunkeymonkey August 9, 2017
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Pube Boobs

When a man gets fat in the belly, a secondary roll of fat develops below his belly button. When this fat rolls to either side of his penis, he develops pube boobs.
When my belly got too big to hold my fat, I developed pube boobs.
by leatherbootsstl September 1, 2017
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