MS Project

A tool above all tools for managing space, time and even MSN.

I love working with MS Project. I will install MS Project right now.

by Hard Wear September 11, 2005

female projects

if your single and your working on a girl to get with this way you can play the field with mutiple people and not do nothing wrong

dave:hay lad have you goten with anyone yet
ben:no but ive got some female projects on the go just looking for whos the best girl

by ben ingo December 7, 2007

on the project

trying to conceive a child

Sheila and her husband have been on the project for a few months, but she's not knocked up yet.

by Sasha Gabril September 26, 2005

project decoy

Third incarnation of the Nothing Nice to Say boards, after the untimely demise of omglikewhoa. Currently in an awesome stage, though n00bs are lacking.

We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of...Project Decoy...

by - February 25, 2004

Project Coordinators

Project Coordinators are members of the circus. We as regular people like to refer to them as clowns.

I spoke to a Project Coordinator today, They are such a clown.

Project Coordinators are the clowns of the community.

by _Unknown_Person_ June 11, 2022

Project Zomboid

A realistic trip & fall simulator about not surviving in a zombie apocalypse (keyword NOT) and getting mauled to death by a horde made up of the entire state of Kentucky.

Person 1: “I think frying pan would be a good weapon, I’m think I’m ready to see the great outdoo- OH SHIT!” *The sounds of the poor guy screaming follow as he meets his fate in the hands of an unexpected horde, ripping and tearing him apart limb by limb.*
Shocked and appalled by his sudden character death, the player proceeds to close Project Zomboid and instead, go the full back to sleep as it is 2 in the morning.

by ScarfedGoner November 20, 2022

RiverRat Project

The RiverRat Project is a ridiculously over-engineered waste of money by the extremely over-rated MIT Engineering Department.

In general use, it can describe any project containing large amounts of pork: i.e., unnecessary expenses.

Did you hear about NASA's new $10 million Toilet-Seat-That-Wipes-Your-Ass-For-You program? Man, what a total RiverRat Project!

by furtim December 16, 2004