Premature Esnackulation

Verb/Noun
When you plan on saving a snack, or making it last a long time, and accidentally eat all of it in one sitting or a short period of time.

Friend 1: Bro! Bring the chicken and waffle flavored potato chips in here and let's eat some, but save the other half for later tonight.
Friend 2: Damn! I just experienced some severe premature esnackulation and ate the whole bag on the walk from the kitchen.
Friend 1: You're a raging fat ass, dude.

by Cucs March 21, 2013

Premature Carjackulation

When someone attempts to steal your car while you're still in it.

You: "While I was in the city the other day, someone tried to steal my car before I've even left it!"
Clever friend: "Sounds like a premature carjackulation."

by pseudonympth September 19, 2013

prentacious

You're so whorey that you're beautiful

That bitches makeup is so prentacious, its cray cray.

by day-zay October 20, 2013

premature adulation

When you've bragged to your friends about something before it's official.

I suffered an acute case of premature adulation when I told my friends I submitted a word to Urban Dictionary...then was rejected.

by MJAlbus January 3, 2014

Premature Articulation

Premature Articulation is the act of speaking/bragging too soon before all the facts are in, the game is over, etc.

Dude, I totally jinxed the Toronto Maple Leafs by blathering all over Facebook about how they were kicking ass, then they lost the game. For the first time since high school, I experienced premature articulation!

by AverageMan December 8, 2013

prestan

Prestan is the name of a very handsome blue or green eyed boy that will have the bet future anyone would want find a big city and settle down with a beautiful girl that's name would start with M,E,T,V and have up to three adorable kids with the best parents. Prestan would be one good baller and all the girls would want him

Prestan will always be happy with the best he has.

by The best future June 18, 2014

Premature etextulation

When you type out a text, didn't proofread it, thought it said the right thing and hit send only to find out it's all jacked up and auto correct f***ed you. This is when you realize you just had a premature etextulation!

Why did I send that? I just had a premature etextulation!

by Smurph69 July 21, 2014