Potato Jesus

It is believed that Jesus is a potato. He infact was not human like the bible sugests. Pages were ripped out of the original bible with all of the information and proof that Jesus was a potato. They have been recovered and the pages are believed to be Salt and Vinegar flavoured.

God knew that potato's were a superior species to humans and a perfect vessel for our savior. The human that claimed he was jesus was nailed to a cross for his stupid ideas, the real jesus "Potato Jesus" revived fake jesus being sympathetic to the pathetic human.

Potato Jesus' whereabouts are unknown but philosophers believe he built a Spud bag mothership and ventured onward to the world ruled by potatos and where humans are grown in the ground.

Jesus was a human

No Jesus is a potato. In fact he is Potato Jesus.

by ScurryInertia September 27, 2005

Salty potato

The definition of a good looking person according to Joey Essex from the TV series The Only Way Is Essex

Joey: All I wanna do tonight is find a salty potato and I'll be sweet
Mario: A What?
Joey: Salty potato
Mario: What's a salty potato?
Joey: A salty girl, a sort. Do you like potatoes?
Mario: They're all right
Joey: Do you like salt?
Mario: Yeah
Joey: Salty potato
Mario They're not good for you though

"Damn, she is one salty potato!"

by iliketrashytv March 19, 2012

Meat and Potatoes

The defining characteristic of an event, i.e. the best thing about it or the most important thing about.

Here we go thats the meat and potatoes off of that album, or this games the meat and potatoes!

by Ruairi April 14, 2006

potato america

An act of Ejaculating into a cooked potato then sensually shoving it down your partners throat until the turn purple and pass out. After this process is done wait until the partner is conscious and eat the potato with them while listening to the star spangeled banner.

potato america

by Patato America January 28, 2015

Potato Song

POTATO SONG

The're red, they're white, they're brown
the Gold ones are best to comedown
there's really not much to do
so now they have purple ones too
we don't care where they came from
a tasty snack as you rip a bong
always looking fancy on our plate
we're delighted cuz they make us feel great.

Chorus:
Oh, Potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate

Sometimes we ditch the skin

to eat what's holding in
sometimes we'd rather please
or just be baked with melted cheese
they have eyes but they don't have faces
I don't know if they're feelings get hurt
by just hanging around in dark places
when they can only stare at the dirt.

Chorus:
Oh, Potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate

They come in different shapes and sizes
while many are full of surprises
some tender, soft and hard
that you'd definitely want to safe guard.

Chorus:
Oh, Potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate
potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potate

I wrote the Potato Song because I love potatoes so much.

by Yukon Gold February 26, 2018

Cooch Potato

A person that don't ride the cock.

Marissah: "But honey, I want the feeling back by tomorrow. I have an interview."

Jason: "Bitch! Don't be a cooch potato, ride the dick!"

by Javier & John June 24 June 27, 2008

potato

asshole

john is such a potato

by bvb is life February 15, 2015