poo fizzle

The tingly feeling that surprises your butthole after a spicy donair shit into a five gallon pale

Son of a gun, I just took one hell of a spicy donair shit into a five gallon pale that left my butthole in a state of poo fizzle

by Shmag liquor October 26, 2013

Winnie-the-pooing

When someone wears a shirt but no pants, like Winnie the Poo.

"Dude, don't sit there, Ron's been winnie-the-pooing all over this living room"

by Vagina, Alotta August 5, 2012

Poo Boi

Poo Boi's are a clan of smooth-brained aliens. They landed on earth 300 million years ago, their true appearance is that of a toilet and their brains are a soft, slimy, and mushy poo on the inside, this is how they gained their name. If you ever suspect anyone you know as a Poo Boi immediately call them out by saying "You're a sussy poo" and they'll shrivel up and show their true form.

"I think Jason is a Poo Boi" "Hey Jason you're a sussy poo"

by NotAPooBoi May 13, 2021

Poo Toweler

Any annoying roommate who uses a towel to clean their ass instead of the traditional toilet paper.

Justin: "What is that rust?"
Tim: "No, it's poo. My roommate, Anne, is a total Poo Toweler"

by R@peman February 19, 2010

Poo Johnson

A generic term/nickname for the odourous, slightly distant supply teacher which every school seems to employ from time to time.

"Our bio teacher sucked, and he came to class smelling like poo. Total Poo Johnson, man."

by abacab March 13, 2010

Poo Eagle

Council estate version of shite hawk

That Jeremy's a proper poo eagle.

by Gary Gilmore October 10, 2018

Surprise poo

Common mostly with females, a surprise poo occurs when you go to the toilet to have a piss but end up following through- fortunately on the toilet- as you were unaware of your bowel evacuating needs.

Uncommon with males as they pee standing up.

girl 1: I've been waiting 10 minutes for you, where've you been??
girl 2: I had a surprise poo, sorry
girl 1: Oh, okay

Eavesdropping dude: wtf

by bricksatmyface December 17, 2012