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Perfectido

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by Chibiski May 9, 2010
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Perpetual Wanker

One of unusually small stature who never suffers from blisters or friction burns on the hands, having gained immunity after years of virtually non stop wanking.
Well of course you don't get friction burns, you're a perpetual wanker.
by Threadpuller March 25, 2011
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Perfect Piss

The act flushing the toilet in the middle of a piss, timing it so the all the water flushes down right as you finish. This works best on household toilets, especially ones that take a few seconds to flush.
Gary: Hurry up!!!
John: Don't worry, I'll take the perfect piss.
Gary: Wow, that was fast!!
by fitz6278 October 2, 2011
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Perpetual Virginity

When one cant get laid to save their life. They go their whole life a virgin
Friend- dude, you're 27 and still a virgin?!
me- yeah perpetual virginity sucks.
by Daj Chazyx June 15, 2012
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Perfectionasty

"Ugh your hair is so greasy, I hate you."

"I had a late night, Stacey, no need to get perfectionasty."
by Yetiandthevamp June 17, 2013
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Perfect

You
You are perfect
by Nerd420Blaze October 21, 2015
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Perfect

An amazing, strong, stubborn, caring, kind woman that makes me happy just with a hello.
Lizette is the definition of perfect
by runningcolors January 4, 2016
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