The act of clentching your ass cheeks together and taking short steps while waddling to avoid anal leakage, or to prevent further blowouts.
Upon waking up after a long night of drinking I had to do the penguine shuffle all the way to the bathroom so I didnt shit my pants.
by super special E March 13, 2010
Get the Penguine Shufflemug. named for the way penguins feed their young through regurgitation. When you get so drunk you throw up.
by Jack Will October 23, 2007
Get the feeding the penguinsmug. 
Guy A: DUUUDDDEEE!!!! That chick I took home last night gave me some squidgy penguin!!!!
Guy B: NO WAY?!?!?!?
Guy B: NO WAY?!?!?!?
by Miss Ass Panda December 14, 2009
Get the squidgy penguinmug. by gsuusgkenlksjpc October 26, 2011
Get the Ass Penguinmug. To describe the degree of crowdedness at a location. When a place is extremely packed with people and your body is almost touching the person in front of you, and you're moving at a slow pace (1 inch per 3 seconds) you sort of wobble sideways like a penguin with every step. Commonly experienced at a very crowded and popular night club and such places.
Man! It was penguin packed, took a very long time just to move from one end of the room to the other!
by KSAComedy March 20, 2011
Get the Penguin Packedmug. all girls school where they take your money and don{t give it back, where your day is full of time to absolutly nothing and yet you pay $100 for it! teachers doing there jobs is a rare occurance here. want to actually learn???????LEARNING WOAH... not something we do here. We sit, and watch the walls while having our parents scoff up big cash for absoulty no reason. the school that was advertised is a dreamboat and a fantasy compared to the reality of the school..
oh so you go to penguin hall??
penguin hall??? whats that??
ohh so your not straight
PENGUIN HALL??? EW ISNT THAT ALL GIRLS
penguin hall??? whats that??
ohh so your not straight
PENGUIN HALL??? EW ISNT THAT ALL GIRLS
by stankydishwashersoap January 6, 2020
Get the Penguin Hallmug.