Patrick Griffo

Patrick is a gay starfish, likes m4s, and eats animals

patrick griffo is a wasteyute

by patsdad January 27, 2022

Cale Patrick

A total Dad

Cale Patrick is such a Dad

by Mommasboi69 October 11, 2019

PatRick-Roll

When what you think is a link to something you actually want to see directs you to a gif of Patrick Maruska

"I thought i was getting a nude, but i just got PatRick-Rolled

by Bill Nye Tho May 15, 2014

Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never

born.

Yooo lets get patrick shwavyd lol its lit

by FrankuDanku December 16, 2019

Patrick spray

Noun: the first pee you take after ejaculation from anal sex. “Salt water” (the sea) and a “starfish” (Patrick)

“I’d rather snuggle, but I’ve got to go take a Patrick spray.”

“As long as I take a Patrick spray, she doesn’t make me wash it first.

by Hal2001 April 19, 2023

Patrick Statement

A statement that provides little to no importance, leaves the audience in confusion and is usually followed up with, “and then I found $20” to regain some attention to one’s self.

Hey guys! While was driving to work today, I saw this bird flying this morning pretty high in the sky.... and the I found $20! - that is a Patrick statement

by Professional Fur Handler August 25, 2018

Patrick Beaulieu

A sexy man

WOw! This guy is such a Patrick Beaulieu

by Meanoldme April 8, 2022