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Parker

Parker’s are really funny and really really popular. They’re really pretty and everyone loves her. She is a really good person and a literal goddess of everything. Not only funny but super smart and good at sports.
Anyone: who’s that person they look so cool
Another person: that’s just Parker
by Eldood May 30, 2019
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Parker

Parker’s usually have a big temper. They love spending time with their friends, sneaking out, eating food, binge watching and they also love excitement in their lives. They’re very beautiful and can be very bossy. When a Parker wants something to go her way, it goes her way. Parker’s can also be crazy at heart, but they sometimes choose the wrong friends to be around. They’re very fun and belong with somebody special. Don’t ever let a Parker go.
“Parker’s one of a kind
by Gidget the Midget April 10, 2020
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Parker Lang

a cool man who loves pizza tower and has a massive penis
Parker lang is such a cool guy who plays alot of pizza tower.
by animan_lover4322 April 11, 2023
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Parker

Parkers are usually friendly on the outside and act cool around new people, but as you get to know them they start to show how much of an ass they can be. Parkers can be a very toxic partner, or a really nice one, but its more often than not that they arent good.
"Oh my gosh, is your bf actually a PARKER???!?!?!?"
"Bless your hearyt!""
by TheOneTrueKingUnderTheMountain October 13, 2022
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Parker Collins

An alcoholic drink comprised of one part Malibu rum and one part pomegranate mix, usually on the rocks. Originated in chicago, at the University of Illinois at Chicago in the spring of 2007.

This is a very sweet drink and one can barely taste the alcohol, making it a good drink to order for the women.
Can i get a Parker Collins for the lady at the end of the bar
by Master Rainmaker Drinkmaker January 17, 2009
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Parker

the definition of overcompensation. and who gets mad over small things and can be a prick cause he is rich.
Hey that kid Parker he is rich.
by angry rich bitch January 1, 2020
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Parker

a fucking retard that has no fucking friends and sucks dick for living
Girl1: Who's that
Girl2:that's parker he fucking retarded and gay
by Guamole nigga July 10, 2020
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