Optimus Prime

THE HOTTEST ROBOT IN EXISTENCE

call me William Afton because I'm going to put a child in Optimus Prime

by XDDC January 1, 2025

prime god

me.

may the prime god bless your life, pogchamp.

by Prime_god July 28, 2021

amazon prime and recline

The ghetto version of "Netflix and chill." As in, when two people get together to fuck under the guise of watching a movie, however, neither is a subscriber to Netflix but rather to its less popular wannabe counterpart, Amazon Prime Instant Video

Aaron:Hey babe wanna Netflix and Chill

Emma:Hell No!

Aaron:How about Amazon Prime and Recline
Emma:Oh sure!

Aaron:*grabs lube*

by UKnowWhoIAm January 11, 2016

Primed

When Amazon offers higher than market wages and you lose an employee to them.

Amazon primed us again, Alissa just gave her two weeks notice.

by Cal Fields October 20, 2018

Fapulon Prime

A robot from the DEEPEST DEPTHS of space, BENT on the destruction of all humanity and life with the almighty FAP (Family's Ass Plumber) machine. It makes the noise of a thousand rape alarms blasting through a megaphone.
Approach with caution.

person 1: OH NO! Its Fapulon Prime!
person 2: What the fuck is that!

person 1: It's the noise of impending doom, and rape alarms.
person 2: Is that a ... no it can't be!
person 1: The FAP cannon!

by Chibowski May 17, 2019

Schlongulus Prime

The perfect way to describe a massive penis.

“Noot has a Schlongulus Prime“

by ketaminekunt69420 July 13, 2019

poo-priming

Coined by Kirstie Allsopp, Love It Or List It UK in Yorkshire. Synonym of the "polishing of a turd."

Only available example online: Kirstie Allsopp, "You can get a high sheen on a turd but it's still a turd... Poo-priming."

by Fibi Felisimo March 31, 2025