Teabagger toilet

A toilet with a water level so high when a guy sits down his testicles touch the water!

Jim was caught off guard when he sat down and his balls got wet, frigin Teabagger toilet!!

by tatsmec January 5, 2017

toilet clams

The cling-ons left over when flushing alone doesn't remove everything from the bowl.

I flushed and flushed but the toilet clams wouldn't disappear and she didn't have a bowl brush; it was so embarrassing!

by DriftPenalty November 5, 2017

toilet browsing

The act of taking a device to the toilet and spending many hours there, not pooping/peeing

Dave took his laptop to the bathroom and was toilet browsing until his sister caught him.

by Gaming withcall June 4, 2017

Toilet Raft

To build a small raft from toilet paper so that your poo shall not splash on first descent.

Tiffany: what took you so long, sounded like a wee.
Bruce: Thats what the Toilet Raft wanted you to think.

by Eronzay May 23, 2012

Toilet rat

A nasty or filthy person that is equivalent to a rat that came out of a toilet

Hey Emily why are you being such a toilet rat today?

by Amc September 18, 2017

Toilet Santa

A person who repeatedly gives bad or cheap gifts on Christmas.

Another chia pet? Aunt Martha is a real toilet Santa.

by Cthuloo December 23, 2017

Toilet Toddler

Once your food baby passes through the colon and is ready to be released... into the toilet. Ta-da!

That Chipotle I had for lunch has turned my belly into a food baby... I can't wait to hit the bano later and turn that bad boy into a toilet toddler.

by AgentDaleCooper May 31, 2017