Ass-Joking

A silly statement or remark that makes oneself or another person look incompetent or sarcastic

Are you Ass-Joking yourself?

by jopl March 17, 2013

joke flashback

When you're just sitting there and you think of a joke and start laughing. Everyone thinks you're laughing for no reason but really you just thought of something funny. Joke flashbacks can also occur when no one is around.

Ashok: "Hahahahahahah!"
Shan: "What you laughing at?"
Ashok: "Heheh, just had a joke flashback."

or

Ashok: "Hahahahahahahahahahaha!"
(Silence ensues)

by ashack May 18, 2010

juck jokes

when that 20 year old guy on snapchat is sending you vids of him turning into a wolf and he gets mad at you

For that you asking for penis pic for make juck jokes

by junipers garden May 20, 2022

Math Joke

A joke made about math, usually said by someone who is under the influence or high.

He said this awesome math joke, it was something thing like, "what did the 3 say when walking into a bar? 'I'm going to be here forever...'"

by high scholar January 4, 2022

Ugly joke

That was not funny. Not amused. Not a laugh. Not a chuckle. Not a Haha or even a hehe. That was not funny at all. I would be embarrassed if i were you. You need a tutor on comedy and on humor cuz this just aint it. It was terrible. It was horrible. It was NOT funny.

Our neighbors always tells some ugly joke.

I hear ugly jokes everywhere!

by Kskahsjajakskska May 31, 2021

Combination Joke

A joke that combines typical joke genres.

A combination joke can merge any number of joke generes.

E.g.

Doctor doctor + why did the chicken cross the road.
Intelectual + childish.
Knock knock + yo mama.
A man walks into a bar + how many does it take.

This combination joke incorporates the Knock Knock, Yo Mama, and Intelectual genres.

A: "Knock knock"
B: "Who's there?"
A: "The Origin Of Species"
B "The Origin Of Species Who?"
A: "...Who is also yo mama!"

by The_ALCH September 28, 2023

Quantum Joke

A joke relating to Quantum Physics and the concept of a joke about Quantum Physics that repeats every cycle of the joke in a loop. The joke itself can be found inside the popular game, Undertale.

So I opened the Quantum Physics book and there, unbelievably, I found another book. This book, however, was a joke book about Quantum Jokes. After flipping that book open I swear to you, there was yet another Quantum Physics book. I don't even know how the books got in each other in the first place. That whole situation turned out to be a real mindfuck.

by Nihils June 14, 2020