towel bar, v. - The process of purchasing or acquiring goods, unboxing, yeeting the accessories, and placing the object in the direct path of installers without any proximity to actual installation time.
The homeowner is towel barring again; he bought all of the glassware for a bar that's not even built and put it "on the shelves," which are unpacked and disassembled on the floor that's not grouted yet.
by glizzyholm September 23, 2022
Get the towel barmug. A very sexy man
by Cookie cat- gamer November 13, 2023
Get the Tea Towelmug. 
by Clutzx February 15, 2022
Get the Pink Towelmug. When it's 2am and you just finished jerking off but you ran out of tissues so you search for the nearest towel in your room
by wutfuckery January 16, 2020
Get the 2am Towel Grabmug. A woody towel is the bar rag male bartenders tuck in the front of the britches supposedly for wiping off their hands. In reality it is to cover their "wood" as in "I would love to..." when face to face with a hottie or face to flesh with a pair of mounds more than a mouthful. It conveniently covers the bulge, re-adjustment, as well as subtle massage in an inconspicious manner under the guise of wiping one's hands.
With the nipples pressing to escape the fabric in front of the bartender's eyes, the bar rag in the back pocket was subtley switched to the front, thus becoming a woody towel.
by BigRedBeast May 13, 2011
Get the Woody Towelmug. An acceptable insult for the type of person to tea-bag after every kill, then rage quit the first time they die.
by Muuur dar June 9, 2019
Get the soggy paper towelmug.