new york minute 

Approximately 36 seconds, as opposed to the normal 60 seconds in a minute

"So would you do her?"
"In a new york minute."

new york minute by Justin Tym December 28, 2005

new york giants 

winners of super bowl xlii*

*manning conspiracy

i find it very convinient that for the second year in a row, a manning has beaten the patriots and we all know the mannings hate the patriots and how big of endorsement whores they are. hmmm...

and i'm a cowboys fan. well, there's bias against the new york giants because of that. but that's not the point.

oh, and eli still sucks you fucking morons.

new york giants by david smith, jr. February 19, 2008

New York Minute 

Approximately sixty seconds.

Don: For how long do I have to microwave this?

Lawrence: For a New York Minute.

New York Minute by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

New York Giants 

Verb.

A new way to explain to someone how badly you choked in a dire situation.

How did you miss that shot?!?" "Sorry man, I New York Giants.

New York Giants by KingKongIsMyHomie December 20, 2010

New York Giants 

A atrocious team who blew a 31-10 lead with 7:45 left in the 4th quarter to give the NFC East title to the Eagles and can't even anticipate an onside kick

New York Giants fan: DeSean Jackson coming to return, he's going to fumble, and oh no.

Eagles fan: Oh My God!! They did it!!!

Giants fan: crying and walking away

New York Giants by phijack April 26, 2011

new york minute 

time it takes for derek jeter to suck off joe torree while A-Rod jack's off in the corner

steinbrunner..."Hey bernie they done down there?"...
bernie..."Yep"
steinbrunner..."Damn...that wat i call a new york minute"

new york minute by Janick May 8, 2006

new york tittie muncher

to bite off a girls nipple

there's a reason your girlfriend has no nipple

or

i gave her a New York tittie muncher

new york tittie muncher by crazy mexican May 21, 2008