Mullet

The mullet is a hairstyle in which the hair is cut short at the front and sides, but left long at the back. It is usually worn by men that bog deep.

People who bear a Mullet believe it to not only be a haircut, but as a lifestyle.

by horny_harry October 9, 2019

mullet up ya

To get a mullet up ya

Hey clown get a mullet up ya

by Kingy74 October 3, 2017

stinky mullet

everyone in baseball sniffles. ''whats that smell?'' they all say. everyone looks at Jon Jon, the kid that never washes his hair. it's you, your mullet stinks.

Did someone rip ass, or is that Jon Jons stinky mullet.

by R.P. and MEEZY MISSLE February 26, 2022

Mullet

A hair style worn exclusively by men who have IQs smaller than room temperature, often found among the Australia bogan population.

"Hey, that guy Chad grew a mullet over the holidays."
"Figures. Didn't he have to repeat year 7?"

by _gal1leo April 11, 2020

Mullet Mansion

A person whose house is a “Mullet Mansion” They want to appear professional, successful, and rich on the outside but is really a cheapskate.

“That neighbor has a Mullet Mansion, he has the best yard in the neighborhood but his backyard is a party”

He has an Immaculate yard and a nice car but a dusty, dirty cluttered house.

The yards a “business” and the backyards a “party”

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by anonymous December 12, 2024

Monaco mullet

A mullet hairstyle worn by ageing billionaires commonly seen on luxury yachts in Monaco, St Tropez, etc.

I wish I could get my Monaco mullet to look like Phillip Green's, but I guess you gotta be a billionaire

by cobes72 March 4, 2025

Mullet daddy

A very sexy type of mullet. Attracts hardcore black men and white men. Usually carried by fisherman and a football player that live near Kamloops British Columbia.

mullet daddy is so sexy

by Lelan2009 September 19, 2023