When two gay men have anal sex and the one being penetrated has diarrhea and shits everywhere while intercourse
by ManManMannotWoman March 8, 2022
Get the Muddy Mountain mug.The Muddy Buddy is when you are spooning (while cuddling or while engaged in a sex act) and the little spoon sharts, projecting fecal matter onto the big spoon. In order to delay having to engage in conversation about said shart, the big spoon pulls the small spoon into his/her pelvis as tightly as possible in order limit the spread of any new oder and to avoid immediately having to deal with any awkwardness that comes with the new situation that the big spoon finds himself in. The benefits include immediate increase warmth, reduction of friction and a unique bonding experience, making the two: Muddy Buddies
I was spooning with my girl last night when I felt some mad rumbling coming from her stomach. I felt some wetness and increased warm Suddenly hit my pelvic region, long story short we’re now muddy buddies ( The Muddy Buddy ). I didn’t mind though, it kinda felt like she was Channing all over my Tatum.
by Whippedmamasboy October 10, 2020
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An expression used when someone is in a bad mood. Similar to "waking up on the wrong side of the bed".
Friend: "Ugh! I'm so fed up with everything!"
Me: "Looks like someone's been drinking muddy water.."
Me: "Looks like someone's been drinking muddy water.."
by justanaveragecarrot September 19, 2022
Get the drinking muddy water mug.When a girl with diarrhea gets an enema, positions herself on her back with her legs and butt upwards, and her partner proceeds to have anal sex with her in downward thrusts.
by Valkyrion May 12, 2019
Get the Jumping up and down in muddy puddles mug.After anal sex the man pulls out his dick and has a line of excrement on top to seem like the top of a lizard, or muddy lizard
by Notorious1 July 8, 2012
Get the Muddy lizard mug.When a male takes a dump on a females chest, and than proceeds to titti fuck the female. First invented and used by Kasey Mclennan.
by virgin69 June 3, 2009
Get the muddy plunger mug.Some of this is myth and exaggeration. I watch all combat sports, kickboxing, MMA, boxing, K-1 everything, and i also watch the real Muay Thai fights from Thailand although not on TV.
The guy who said "I saw some Muay Thai practitioner kill a guy with his bare hands."
Man that's just stupid. A MT fighter has no more chance of killing a guy with his bare hands than a boxer. Of course if a guy is unconscious you can beat him to death. From a guy who actually WATCHES guys like Dekkers, Kiatmontep and Buakaw(although he's basically K-1 now) they are weak punchers in comparison to professional boxers. I have not seen one MT fighter who hits like Rafael Marquez, Trinidad or any other top hard-hitting pro boxer. Their kicks are extremely powerful, they knee and elbow, but they have no real huge punchers.
Plus, it's nowhere near as brutal as you guys keep saying. I've yet to see a fight as brutal as Gatti-Ward or Corrales-Castillo in MT. Most of the fights consist of, just like boxing, the two fighters looking at each other waiting for openings, tapping their lead foot off the floor ready to block leg kicks. There are far fewer cleanly landed strikes to the head, in fact in the vast majority of fights i've seen they are sparse. Just because they knee and elbow and shin kick doesn't immediately make the fights all wars. It's mostly exchanging leg kicks. I have to admit i've trained in MT and leg kicks are actually far more painful than a punch to the nose, but this still doesn't make it a more brutal art. There are very few knees landed to the head, as the MT fighters are very upright for this particular reason. I've yet to see MT fights with knee frenzies like Wanderlei Silva in Pride FC.
BTW I call them Thai boxers i don't care if that's offensive to some retards it's a fucking real sport not an ancient "art", many of the top MT fighters like John Wayne Parr use the term so i don't care.
Anyways while MT is brutal, it's less brutal than boxing. There are FAR fewer head blows, a lot more pain but it's still less dangerous than boxing. In a 10 round non-championship fight a professional boxer takes hundreds of punches to the head let alone in a 12 round championship fight and these days with alphabet soup belts most fights with the top fighters are championship fights. MT brutality is WAAAAYYY overrated.
The guy who said "I saw some Muay Thai practitioner kill a guy with his bare hands."
Man that's just stupid. A MT fighter has no more chance of killing a guy with his bare hands than a boxer. Of course if a guy is unconscious you can beat him to death. From a guy who actually WATCHES guys like Dekkers, Kiatmontep and Buakaw(although he's basically K-1 now) they are weak punchers in comparison to professional boxers. I have not seen one MT fighter who hits like Rafael Marquez, Trinidad or any other top hard-hitting pro boxer. Their kicks are extremely powerful, they knee and elbow, but they have no real huge punchers.
Plus, it's nowhere near as brutal as you guys keep saying. I've yet to see a fight as brutal as Gatti-Ward or Corrales-Castillo in MT. Most of the fights consist of, just like boxing, the two fighters looking at each other waiting for openings, tapping their lead foot off the floor ready to block leg kicks. There are far fewer cleanly landed strikes to the head, in fact in the vast majority of fights i've seen they are sparse. Just because they knee and elbow and shin kick doesn't immediately make the fights all wars. It's mostly exchanging leg kicks. I have to admit i've trained in MT and leg kicks are actually far more painful than a punch to the nose, but this still doesn't make it a more brutal art. There are very few knees landed to the head, as the MT fighters are very upright for this particular reason. I've yet to see MT fights with knee frenzies like Wanderlei Silva in Pride FC.
BTW I call them Thai boxers i don't care if that's offensive to some retards it's a fucking real sport not an ancient "art", many of the top MT fighters like John Wayne Parr use the term so i don't care.
Anyways while MT is brutal, it's less brutal than boxing. There are FAR fewer head blows, a lot more pain but it's still less dangerous than boxing. In a 10 round non-championship fight a professional boxer takes hundreds of punches to the head let alone in a 12 round championship fight and these days with alphabet soup belts most fights with the top fighters are championship fights. MT brutality is WAAAAYYY overrated.
by fight fan July 25, 2008
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